Blog Stupid

Believe it or not, I've wrote more blogs than I own pairs of underwear but I screwed 'em all up and deleted 'em. I can't for the life of me figure out this blog stuff. So many people make it look easy but I just can't wrap my brain around the concept. All I know to do it write. That's just the way I am about things. You'll get to know me. I stay confused as a baby in a titty bar, I do.

Anyways. I've spent my whole life in South Eastern Kentucky and I don't ever plan on goin' anywhere. I may live in what most people would call a shithole town, but it's home to me.

I have an 8 month old little boy who is rotten as all get out. I am the wife of a husband who works hard while he's at work but hates to mow grass. I could feed a herd of cattle off my yard, you'd think it was a hayfield sometimes at first glance.

I have a neighbor who is disgusting. It is beautiful all around my house, nothing but field and sky until you look to your right. To the right is my disgusting neighbor who has rude kids and meaner than hell foster kids. Their place is a junk yard with two junk cars, pop cans all over their yard, a broken down old camper, Christmas decorations, chairs not fit for sittin' in at a dog fight, an ab-lounge ON TOP of a building roof, and we've even had colostomy bags in our yard from over there. Might as well toss all my trash over the side of the fence and quit using the garbage man, they'd never know.

I have a mom who can cook the best biscuits and gravy you ever tasted and sew some of the most beautiful quilts you ever laid eyes one.

My dad is a good man. Worked hard all his life to provide for his family. He ain't a man of many words. You can usually find him making rounds on his tractor, feeding the cows or hunting.

I have a brother who is the most popular kid at school. You wouldn't think he was one of us until you hear him talk.

I use to have a dog but I gave her away.

I'm getting pretty tired now and am about ready for bed seein' as I'm plum wore out. I plan to write more shortly. Can't wait to tell you all a bunch of tales that you won't believe.