Poo on my shoe and the crazy family members.

Yay! I got a check today from Pinecone Research. It is a survey site that I do surveys through. The reason I didn't mention it in my other posts is on a count of you have to be invited by them to do their surveys and there was no way I could help anybody get signed up so don't be thinkin' I've been holdin' out on ya's. I've received two checks from them so far both for $3 and if my dingbat husband didn't have my scanner unhooked I'd scan 'em and show ya'll proof. I'm afraid if I tried to hook it up I'd maybe get myself shocked and throw the breaker or somethin' and we can't be havin' that. I ain't too handy with hookin' up machines and what not. Too many cords for me to deal with. If ya'll had been here to see me tear in to those $3 checks ya'll would have thought I'd won the lottery and was movin' to Vegas. That may seem kinda sad to all you folks but to us $6 can mean alot sometimes. We ain't rich people but we've got each other and as long as our bills are paid and we've got food on the table that's all we need. We're not very materialistic people.

Gross story ahead. Don't read it if you have a week stomach or if you don't like anything to do with poop or if you don't find talking about poop just flat out funny.

Anyways for some reason this popped in my head and I have got to tell it. It's a good'n. Once me and my brother went down to the water gap fishing. I was about eleven at the time. Well I had to go to the bathroom really bad and it was #2. My belly was rollin'. I hurried up and reeled in my fishing pole and ran for the woods. You would have thought someone had lit fire under my tail. After a good long relieving poop I headed on back down to the fishing hole. Well guess what....on our way back to the house I stepped in my own shit. It was horrible and I cried because Mom threw my shoes away. Maral of the story I never stepped in my own shit again and if I ever got in a bind and had to go in the woods I watched my step from then on. Now how's that for bein' clumsy?

My family thinks poop is the funniest thing in the world. If anybody so much as farts that's just means for tellin' poop stories and fart jokes. I hope my readers don't hold any of this against me but I'm holdin' nothing back and just tryin' to be myself. I hardly ever let anyone see the real side of me. I'm one of those people that if you were to meet me in person you'd never think of me as bein' so crazy but I'm a nut job. I think I get that from my mom's side of the family.

On my mom's side of the family there is my crazy uncle Dan (we call him Windy). He gets in more binds and situations than anyone I know. He's a pizza delivery man and once when he was delivering a pizza he locked himself inside someone's garage. Talk about an "OH SHIT" moment.

Then there's his girlfriend. When my uncle was married she told his wife that she was pregnant by him but it was really a lie. Then his wife asked him about it and he confessed to messing around with the now girlfriend and that caused a divorce. Now his wife is married to an old man with one lung and my uncle is with the girlfriend who lied about being pregnant.

Then there's my Granny C. She's around 70 and still wears leather pants and red lipstick. She also has this problem with hoarding. She never throws anything away.

Then there was poor ol' Al, rest his soul. When he died his girlfriend brought her gay son to try to take all Al's belongings and was probably gonna sell 'em for drug money. Then my mom packed a .357 hand gun to Al's house and made her leave everything where it was at or she was gonna start shootin'. Then the gay son cried and mom laughed at him then the cops came and told my mom that she packed better than they did, meaning she had a better gun.

Then there's my crazy aunt Linda who yells and cusses at her poor old husband who has to stay drunk to put up with her mouth. He can tell some of the funniest stuff when he's drinking. He told me once that his dog don't shit in the yard because he told it "Hey dog. You don't shit in my yard." So therefore it never did shit in his yard.

My aunt Jewell is the funniest. I swear I think the woman is senile. I prank call her every year and tell her that she owes me money for my dogs operation because I saw her come in to my yard and harrass my poor ol' dog and she broke his ribs. Then she tells me I'm crazy and that I'm greedy and I wan't all her money then she rebukes me in the name of Jesus. Then she calls the cops and tells them the 9/11 terrorists are after her.

Anyways that's enough for tonight. I hope you all enjoyed hearin' about my crazy family and me steppin' in my own crap. G'night ya'll.

OCD Madness

Another thing ya'll should know about me is I am kind of a loon. A few fries short of a happy meal, I am.

I have been through numerous anti-depressants to fix my compulsiveness and anxiousness to no avail. I'd be just as well off snortin' pixie stix as I am medicating myself with with all these artificial happy pills, as I like to call 'em.

I have not been diagnosed with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD) but I know enough about it to know that's what it is.

If I have a scab I must pick it until it bleeds. If I try to stop I can become quite grumpy. I know it's weird but I told you I'm crazy. If I know it's there, I must scratch.

I have to use the toilet at least every ten minutes or so for fear I will piss myself. This started after I had an accident in the 7th grade on the school bus because I forgot to pee before I boarded the twinkie.

I compulsively rub my fingers through my scalp every night. I don't even know why the hell I do it but I have to.

After taking my meds at night as I venture up the stairs a voice in my head tells me I must touch my husband in ten seconds or something bad will happen to him. So I go really fast up there stairs and I do it because I am afraid not to.

It's a surprise I haven't already been commited to the half way house by now but the rest of my family doesn't know about any of this stuff.

Althoug I haven't been diagnosed with OCD I have been diagnosed with general anxiety, post-traumatic stress, borderline depression and social anxiety. The post traumatic stress part is a long story. Maybe as I gain more readers I'll let you in on that one. I don't much like talkin' about it.

To add to the OCD Madness I play a game every night before I go to sleep. I call it the ABC Game. My husband knows about this one and of course he thinks I'm silly, but as crazy as it is I cain't do nuthin' about it. I pick a category: food, movies, song titles, brands, toys, ect. and I try to go through every letter of the alphabet with it....like for food I would say: Apples, Bananas, Cantelope, Dairy....and go through the whole alphabet and if I miss a letter I have to start all over with a new category. I'm a fruit cake and I need help but the last psychiatrist I went to told me to crochet to get my mind off things. First of all, I don't crochet. I'm lucky to know how to tie my damn shoes. The second shrink asked if there were more people in the room besides me and her and freaked me out real bad. Should have told her Lucifer was standing behind her with a pitch for or sumthin'.

Anyways. Stay tuned for to learn some more about me. Maybe tomorrow I'll tell ya'll the story about my dad sneezin' his denchers out and cuttin' 'em all to pieces with a lawn mower. Sleep tight folks.

Blog Stupid

Believe it or not, I've wrote more blogs than I own pairs of underwear but I screwed 'em all up and deleted 'em. I can't for the life of me figure out this blog stuff. So many people make it look easy but I just can't wrap my brain around the concept. All I know to do it write. That's just the way I am about things. You'll get to know me. I stay confused as a baby in a titty bar, I do.

Anyways. I've spent my whole life in South Eastern Kentucky and I don't ever plan on goin' anywhere. I may live in what most people would call a shithole town, but it's home to me.

I have an 8 month old little boy who is rotten as all get out. I am the wife of a husband who works hard while he's at work but hates to mow grass. I could feed a herd of cattle off my yard, you'd think it was a hayfield sometimes at first glance.

I have a neighbor who is disgusting. It is beautiful all around my house, nothing but field and sky until you look to your right. To the right is my disgusting neighbor who has rude kids and meaner than hell foster kids. Their place is a junk yard with two junk cars, pop cans all over their yard, a broken down old camper, Christmas decorations, chairs not fit for sittin' in at a dog fight, an ab-lounge ON TOP of a building roof, and we've even had colostomy bags in our yard from over there. Might as well toss all my trash over the side of the fence and quit using the garbage man, they'd never know.

I have a mom who can cook the best biscuits and gravy you ever tasted and sew some of the most beautiful quilts you ever laid eyes one.

My dad is a good man. Worked hard all his life to provide for his family. He ain't a man of many words. You can usually find him making rounds on his tractor, feeding the cows or hunting.

I have a brother who is the most popular kid at school. You wouldn't think he was one of us until you hear him talk.

I use to have a dog but I gave her away.

I'm getting pretty tired now and am about ready for bed seein' as I'm plum wore out. I plan to write more shortly. Can't wait to tell you all a bunch of tales that you won't believe.

Surveys and Sweepstakes

I have been doing online surveys for about a month and a half now when I have a free minute or two. I have some favorite sites and some not so favorite sites. I am going to tell you about my expirience with some of this online stuff that most people think is not legit. I am not going to lie to you just to get referral money or extra points at a website because I wouldn't want to be tricked in to signing up for a website that was just going to send me a bunch of useless junk mail and aggravate my eyeballs out all the time. I'm going to tell you about the ones I hate too.

Favorites so far.....

Opinion Outpost- So far this is my favorite because I have earned the most cash from them. Their surveys usually range from 5-30 minutes per survey in my experience. I always get really excited to see a survey from them in my inbox. I have been paid anywhere from 10 cents to $4.80 per survey from these folks. Not too bad. Usually the longer surveys pay more. The only problem I have with this survey site is that you don't always qualify for a particular survey that they send you but you USUALLY do. It just takes patience. I have made $11.60 from them so far. You can cash out at $5.00 at the least.

If you'd like to sign up with opinion outpost you can go to their website or I can reffer you by e-mail.

Pinecone Research- The only thing about this one is you have to be invited to join. Luckily, they somehow got ahold of my e-mail address and sent me an invite. This is most peoples favorite survey site. They usually pay $2-$5 for every survey sometimes more. I just now got accepted in to this one and was wondering where the cash out option was just so I'd know where to go to request payment. The next day I had a check for $3.00 in my mail box. You don't have to cash out at this site, they just send it to you and it was within a week of my first survey. Very fast.

Inboxdollars- I really enjoy this site. Some people may not but others love it. For signing up you get a $5.00 bonus. You get paid for reading e-mails 2 cents per e-mail. I almost didn't stick with this one but it adds up. This site has an okay refferal program. You earn %10 of your referrals earnings and you're rewarded instantly as your refferals earn cash. Not a whole lot, unless your refferals complete offers but the more refarrals you have the more you should earn. I have 2 referrals and haven't earned a dime from them because they're not active on the site. You have to have earned $20 to cash out.

My earnings from this site so far are: $5 signup bonus, $1.56 for reading emails, $1.25 for completing cash offers, $1.50 for doing my profile surveys.

To sign up just click the banner.




SurveySpot- I really like this survey site because you're entered into sweepstakes for every survey you take, even if you don't qualify. Ya, you don't qualify for ALL of them but for the most part you do. Especially if you're a mommy or a man. So far I have earned $3.00 from Surveyspot. Not alot but I have some still pending. They will go through it just usually takes 4-6 weeks for it to be approved which sucks. They don't give anything for refarrals which also sucks but I do receive alot of surveys from them. You also get to play an instant win game after you complete your surveys.

Cashcrate- Cashcrate is not a paid survey site it is a get paid to site. This site is good because of its awesome referral program and if you play your cards right you can make alot of money from referrals alone and won't have to complete offers. I don't like doing the offers, although that is where the money I have earned ($8.45) has come from. I haven't even been all that active on this site and have already earned that much. As long as your referrals remain active on this site you'll make easy money.

You'll get a $3.00 bonus every time your referral cashes out at 10 dollars plus.

You'll earn $1.00 just for filling out your profile survey.

You'll make %20 of everything your referrals earn.

You'll get %10 of what THEIR referrals earn.

You get a daily survey worth .80 every day.

You can earn points that can be used to redeem all sorts of different gift cards.

Click the link to earn some easy cash. Sorry the banner wouldn't work.

http://cashcrate.com/688241

Last but not least is my favorite sweepstakes site. So much so that it is the only one I use.

Sweepstakes Advantage- Before you even begin to wonder if it is legit. I won a $25 gift card from a Lipton Tea Youthful Spirit instant win game. Not a whole lot, but it is $25 more than I had before playing that game. Had I not won that game I probably would have stopped doing sweepstakes but once you win you're hooked! It's an addiction. Like a drug only you crave to play. Winning $35 was better than a dizzy high feeling though haha. There are also forums where you can brag about your wins, ask questions, or read about other people's wins. And to top it off there is a search engine that you can use to earn Swagbucks that you can spend on anything from ringtones to TV's and game systems. The Swag bucks are very easy to win and it is powered by yahoo and google so whatever you're searching for on Google, you could type it in to this search engine and get the same results AND win Swagbucks to buy prizes with. I love it. You can join this site and enter sweepstakes every day just click below.

Sweepstakes Advantage - The Largest Directory of Free Online Sweepstakes on The Web!


That is all the sites I can think of for today. Keep in mind all these sites are absolutely FREE. If you have any questions just ask, and if you want to sign up just click the links, it would help me out alot.

PS. Survey sites I DON'T like.....myview.com, marketsurveys.com, snapdollars.com, mypoints.com<----alot of people like that one alot but it is not for me, epoll.com